zoey101honors:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: isn’t it crazy how the derivative of e^x is e^x? That’s such an arbritrary number isn’t it? At the same time it’s not, though. Because at any point on e^x, the slope is equal to e^x. But at the same time, the integral of e^x is also e^x. so not only is the slope of e^x e^x, the area underneath the graph of e^x is also e^x. Does that not blow your fucking mind?

mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

e-seal:

e-seal:

hungwy:

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

bottommemes:

bottommemes:

Bottoms

Stop reblogging this I meant to say House of Bottoms

porous-kitchen-utensil:

brunz:

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

is this about hozier? because i feel like it could be.

silkwrapped:

men are so dumb sometimes you just want to laugh at them but you can’t because they’ll probably kill you or some shit

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks